Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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