Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Randomize
