Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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