So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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