i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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