Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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