we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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