Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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