hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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