Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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