did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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