my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Need sex. Gaining weight.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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