oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I need a burrito and a hug.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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