He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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