Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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