my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
That accounts for only three of the penises
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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