I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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