Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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