Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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