He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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