K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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