i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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