If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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