what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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