Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Randomize
