I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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