i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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