i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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