Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
dude. I can hear the air.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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