Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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