so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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