If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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