just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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