i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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