So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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