let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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