there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
