i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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