Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Randomize
