Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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