we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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