I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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