You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
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an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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