Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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