perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
It was confusing and full of hummus
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
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