drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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