Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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