the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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