Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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