does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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