So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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