just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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