last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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