there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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